Poo-Wawa

My sister’s poodle Chewy,
Who is half Chi-Wawa
Chews the carpet,
Whips his tail,
And shreds important mail.
 
My sister’s poodle Chewy,
Who is half Chi-Wawa,
In his mini-hiking-boots and muscle top
Scoots across the kitchen floor
And wrestles with the mop.
 
My sister’s poodle Chewy,
Who is half Chi-Wawa
Has breath like a rotten fish,
“But his doggy soul is sweet!”,
My sister says.
 
My sister’s poodle Chewy
Who is half Chi-Wawa
Body-slams the sofa,
With his brother Doc.
He takes a bubble bath. 
Then looking in the mirror after
Becomes a psychopath.
               
My sister’s poodle Chewy
Who is half Chi-Wawa
Licks my sister’s lips as
She rocks him like a baby.
Would you like a doggy kiss?
 
That Poo-Wawa Chewy
Does some funny things.
He loves to sniff the butt
Of every cat he meets.

-- jenny wilkins, illustration by Laurel Wright