THAT POOR MR EGG

THAT POOR MR EGG, WHAT WAS HE THINK'N TO GO UP THAT HIGH , WELL HE MUST'VE BEEN DRINK'N

SEE POOR MR. EGG WAS A SHELL OF A MAN, WHY HE CLIMBED THAT GREAT WALL, I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND.

OH HE CLIMBED TO THE TOP WAY OUT ON THE LEDGE, HE SAID HEY, LOOK AT ME AS HE LEANED OVER THE EDGE!

HE SAT ON THAT WALL AND WAVED AT ALL THE PASSERS-BY AND THEY WAVED BACK AT HIM, OH I'M SURE THEY WONDERED WHY?

AFTER ALL, WHO IN THE WORLD WAS HE TRY'N TO IMPRESS? WAS IT HIS WIFE, OR JUST ANOTHER EGG IN A DRESS?

REGARDLESS OF ALL OF THE REASONS WHY, I TELL YA, FOR A EGG HE WAS JUST TO BLAME HIGH

FOR THE STRONG WINDS CAME, HE ROCKED FORWARD THEN BACK, THATS WHEN I SAW IT ALL, AND I HEARD HIM CRACK!

I RAN TO THE SCENE WITH MY PAN AND MY SHORT LITTLE LEGS, CAUSE I TELL YA, MY FRIENDS, NOTH'NS BETTER THAN HAM WITH EGGS!!