'Prayer of Elijah the Tishbite'

{This SPELL is based on a historical document of the same title from the late 6th century*. It hails from Egypt but its contents indicates influence from places along the merchant trail including Antioch, Dura Europa and Petra. Some parts are quoted word for word, others are my creative recontextualization}
 
"My-god-is-Ya-Hovah"
That's the name my clan gave me

A Sabaean oracle, on a camel

Sent to guard the Seed

Back off you vapours of Yaldabaoth!

Yes, our interest is in the House of the Levant
That yoni of Gaia from where Wisdom flows
 
ATHENA SOPHIA GANGA

I went into the mouth of the lion
I went with the secret name of God

There I found the king had a tooth ache
That would not do

So I did a drastic thing
And tore out those rotting teeth

I came with a needle threaded with Agni

Yes, I shut the mouths of your dogs!
Prostitutes of a false husband
 
Teshub's bull is in heaven not on earth
 
No manner of slashed wrists and crocodile tears will work
 
They cannot impart immortality
 
They cannot bring the bovines of Krisna to give milk to carnal minds
 
They cannot add ink to Nabu's thoth
that dead hearts be inscribed to resurrected life 
 
They cannot pass DNA through fiber optic cables 
that chipped souls might serve the Maya Matrix forever
 
The Lord has spoken, 
"Let my people go!"
 
The fiery anaesthetic was wearing off
And so I made my exit
Before the jaw of Judah snapped shut

I fulfilled my duty,
In time the Savior was born

Jesse's mouth opened wide with the roar of Rudra

HAPE HIPA HAU
SABA SHIVA SHU

And my kin heard the call
Following Jordan's fluid trail in a starry sky

AKASHTINIA MAROUTHINIA

Overjoyed to hail him Lord
With gold, frankinsense and myrrh

Maranatha---at last he has come!
So stand down!
 
Ya-Shua is seated on the Throne---yes even Daniel's Son of Man

IA IO SA

Touch not the oil or the wine!
A people sealed and freed
The seed of the seed of the Seed

A latter day generation of New Creation
The Chariot of Christ

A harvest for the Most High

S  A  T  O  R
A  R  E  T  O
T  E  N  E  T
O  T  E  R  A
R  O  T  A  S
 
For the seal of Yeshuve Meshiach is written upon our foreheads,
And the power of the holy spirit is what will protect us.
We are clothed radiantly with the only begotten IaZeus Kyrustus

WE ARE BORN OF OUR SELF:
ATMAN-LOGOS-AMEN-OM

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* for more on the background to this appropriation see Meyer and Smith, (1999). 'Ancient Christian Magic; Coptic Texts of Ritual Power'