Prince Charming
 “Prince charming”
Sweet dreams my lovely bride,
If you only knew the secret I hide.
When I said till death do us part, I lied;
For when the time comes we shall be as one, in hell,
Because I have that day planed out well.
There are a few things about me, I did not tell.
My horns may show at the toll of the bell,
And my tail will grow, and then you’ll know,
You married a tall prince, after all.
Prince of darkness, prince of pain,
Prince of all that will drive you insane.
Sorry that I deceived you so,
But lies and deceit are all I know,
So when you die, to hell you go,
To skinny dip in my lake of fire.
Your eternal screams are my one desire.
Please don’t be too mad at me,
For I exist for only one reason, you see,
I will deal with the one that cast me out
I should reign in heaven, I have no doubt
No angel in heaven had my splendor,
I shall take your souls, and put them thru a blender,
For God chose you over me,
How the hell could that be?
I was the best angel in all creation,
But I was cast out into eternal damnation.
I was more beautiful than you,
And I just wanted God to recognize that too,
But he chose you monkeys over me,
And threw me into that burning sea
Damn you all, damn you to hell
I had my eternal life planned out so well.
I should sit by Gods side and rule like a king
I could make music and I could sing
But God gave to you humans everything,
Everything that I deserved, so I must make you pay
Let hate, and envy fill your heart today
Your pride feeds me and makes me strong.
Every time you cheat and lie, I sing a song.
I will eat your soul, and watch it rot,
And steal any spiritual treasure you’ve got.
When you steal and lie and cheat,
You’re feeding me my spiritual meat,
So put down that bible, don’t believe its lies,
You’re natural sinners, see the world through my eyes.
You’re natural born givers and I’m here to take,
I rule the darkness, make no mistake.
I’m a constant consultant of rulers and kings,
They do what I want, those kissers of rings,
Worship your idols and worship your money,
Just do what comes natural, isn’t it funny,
You make my work easy when you start a war,
For the love of oil, you’ve just got to have more,
Gold and diamonds and money and oil,
Let all your blood spill on that foreign soil.
Nothing pleases me more than hate,
Your eternal soul I shall devastate.
Oh, here he comes that king of kings from above,
With his blinding light disguised as a dove.
I must retreat to my dark lair,
Just keep doing what you’re doing,
And I’ll see you there.
Yours UN-truly- 666.
R. F. Sorrell
5/5/2014- ©
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