put me in a bottle

put me in a bottle
toss me out to sea
burst me under your finger
like you would a blood-filled flea
bury me in the garden
water me every day
grow me with the grass
and dry me out as hay
flush me down the toilet
stuff me in the bin
brick me up inside the wall
and prick me with a pin
burn me with the rubbish
feed me to the mice
any end for me will do
though none of them sounds nice