rabbit on my head

one morning i got out of bed ,only to discover a rabbit upon my head ,and in my dread i ran to the mirror  where it began to be very clear. that this wouldn't do i need a shampoo, it took many long hours of scrubbing and rinsing but it was finally convincing to my shock and dismay it still never went away , then the rabbit politely said my dear you did ok but you need some hair spray        oye vae the end   lcarts