Rap #1

Hey there hello
it's nice to meet you
Welcome to the sneak peak preview
Do you like seafood ?
See food when my teeth chew
si true I'd eat you
peep game like where's Waldo
Giddy up like hidalgo
Watch out for the pothole that some concerned citizen wastes more time complaining about when they could have fixed it themselves in less time
I'm the best prime candidate to mandate whether or not men date I'll build the wedding cake myself
Probably because the wedding is for myself with a tranny who looks like Beyonce with a mustache
it might be the real Beyonce because she's beyond gay 
tell her I'm worse than a scrub and I got a small chub and I like to piss in hot tubs when I drink the bubbly 
I'm not much for black people
but I do like rap 
And the word nigga makes me laugh
its not that I think all blacks are bad
We all just some people