Regie Mental

We painted up and curled
our tatted hair..
ready for the Sargent's Ball
at Hilton Garden Square
The Ruby port was sitting
waiting for the Queenie Toast
Oh Ruby.. Who deserves it most?
Don't touch the Port
don't.. venture forth
you civy looking mob..
I'll have your guts
For garters..
I touched the port
Before I ought..
Before the specky
squadie, with his
breast of metal flags..
He sat on guard..
I said..
I'm touching your Port
and he spouted into
revalie..
The Queens Toast was announced.. and Captain
Scarlet had still got it corked!
So we missed it
We missed the Toast
to Queen and Country..
because a civilian
dared to touch the Port.
Condolences were expressed
from the neat looking
Lady with the big breasts,
Im sorry I don't know
British Military Etiquette
as I'm from the US
God Save America we said..
afor we are doomed..
God bless All the lads
and Lasses that stand to  the Patriotic tune..
Hurrah