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Retail Guru

Store Manager
Up in your office
with a fancy name badge
 
Teach us all you know!
(the best of everything)
So our team gets it right:
 
the ambience
the product knowledge
the pricing
the sales approach
the customer care
the added value
 
And keep us maintained;
 
timely and accurate salaries
dry cleaned uniforms
equitable duties
  
And don't dock our pay for mistakes
But show us how to improve on performance
We'll work collegially with the same humane attitude
and cut each other some slack
and help with gentleness when another staff member needs to fix something
 
And please don't resort to scare tactics like our earlier managers
with meetings that drag us over the coals
and threaten to lay us off
But train us kindly and in confidence
 
Because you are the backbone of our shop front
And as majority shareholder you even own the Company!
 
So be our Best and we'll give our best all the time
 
Thanks
 

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