riddle me ree

pease pudding hot,
pease pudding cold,
pease pudding tastes like snot
nine days old.
how would I know that ?
why would you care ?
I bet you actually done that
when nobody was there..
it's like a tree falling
in silence in a wood
what a stupid question
as if it really could,
would it make a noise ?
probably not..
I stopped to blow my nose
while walking home from work
and a massive branch fell
just where I walked
had I not stopped
the size of that log
would have killed me on the spot
squished like a frog..
SO..the lesson is
Yes..the bugars fall in silence
never trust a tree the bastards !