RIDICULOUS NICHOLAS

Some people call him absurd and utterly ridiculous
To his mother he is just plain old Nicholas
The things he does are considered weird and strange
That's the way he is and he will never change

Take the time he went swimming the other day
Kept all his clothes on is interesting I must say
Nicholas then decided he would go for a bite to eat
Went to the restaurant in just his bare feet

In this world no two people are the same
We are all individuals and have a unique name
So if you should see Nicholas in your town or city
Show him some respect and offer your pity