RODENT GIBBERISH!

There's a mouse in my house somewhere.He's yet too be seen, so we don't know if he's dark haired or fair.

The wife goes about with a knife, she says she fears for her life. The kids think it's got teeth like a vermicious knid and the dog just walked past with a hatchet.

There,s a mouse in my house, somewhere,I keep finding crisps in my hair. There,s a large hole at the side .... i,ll be damned " was there always a garage there?"

There,s a mouse IN MY HOUSE SOMEWHERE.!!. Granny says she seen him, she  swears , says he walks about with no clothes on... not a care. All she can do is stare.But he better watch out cause if i ever catch him he,ll just be a S.. P.. L.. A ..T ..! on the stair.