Romeo and his Juliet ?❤️

He is an old romantic Romeo
She is his Juliet
With only one thing on his mind right now
She shall not sleep tonight I bet
So he sprays aftershave to waft his wanting woo
She wonders what an earth is going on
That smell of his is new
He spends ages in the shower
Lathering hiself clean
Up and over, roundabout 
betwixt and inbetween
There that should do it!
“Now what attire should I wear ?”
As he mutters words of encouragement in the oval mirror with a glare
“I know just my silk dressing gown, that should do the trick”
As he rubs deodorant under each armpit with her antiperspirant stick
Well I look and smell aborable he thinks to hisself when he drops her bottle of ‘Chanel Coco Mademoiselle’ eau da parfum right off the shelf
“WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON”
Juliet yells outside the room
Romeo gingerly opens the bathroom door and senses immediate doom
“OH MY GOD YOU CLUMSY CLOT YOU WILL HAVE TO BUY ME ANOTHER, THAT WAS MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT FROM MY LOVELY MOTHER!!!”
Ah well tonight is not the night
She’s making a right song and dance
Poor Romeo switches the tv on and just daydreams about romance?