Sam The Man.

Weather calm.
Hi my names sam.
I don’t care if you don’t give a damn.
I like my toast buttered on both sides with loads of strawberry jam.
They say i am mad.
Well i suppose it’s better than being bad.
Or sad.
I am not in love.
I don’t believe in heaven above.
I am a freelancer.
A pagan dancer.
A bengal lancer.
I don’t drink or smoke.
Nor do i sniff that white powder coke.
I just breathe life’s toxic air.
I always stand i don’t need a chair.
I sleep naked yes skin bare.
My skin is covered in hair.
So that keeps me warm.
It saves me from cold winters harm.
My personality dull it has no charm.
But i do survive.
Forever alive.
I wish i was a bee living in a sweet beehive.
My name is Sam.
I know you don’t give a damn.
Like me the weather is calm.