SANTA CLAUS AND THE TOOTH FAIRY

Santa Claus and the tooth fairy are going out with one another 
I was told this one day by my brother 
He saw them laughing and joking and feeling merry 
Sharing a mince pie and a glass of sherry 

The relationship to some may seem strange 
A man with presents and a lady with small change 
However if my brother is right and the story is true 
Santa Claus and the tooth fairy I am very happy for you