Poem -

Santa's Elf

Hello Santa's elf
I can no longer stare at you on my shelf
Just saying goodbye to be free
We were never friends but do you remember me
Its okay if you don't or do
As I will always remember all of you
From every boisterous touch
To all your razor-like grunts
Do you remember that brutal eve
The one where my blue pajamas decieved
Its okay if you don't or do
As I will always remember all of you
From my bottoms slipping down
To my innocence shattering more with every pound
Do you remember me whimpering at just six
Guess you got me checked off that list
We were never friends but did you forget me
Its okay if you did
I was just another disposable kid
But I was six on Christmas eve
I wish someday you would leave
As I no longer need an elf
On my mind or shelf

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