Say Cheese.

He stopped kissing her today.
The reason because she stopped brushing her teeth.
She said that her gums hurt.
And don't stop kissing me my darling Keith.
He said go to the bloody dentist.
And to know that you don't have to be a bloody rocket scientist.
She said dentist she don't like.
She tried to kiss him and he said go away go take a hike.
Yes he stopped kissing her today.
On this mild spring morning in the month of may.