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The Scent Of My Love

The Scent Of My Love

O' love of mine, O' love of mine, don't you come so near

Don't spread your germs, or breathe on me, or

I'll kick you in the rear

Cover your mouth, when you talk to me, you

sickly little tart

And what's that smell around your butt , did

you just leave a fart

Just go home and stay there, don't you dare come out

And gargle with some mouthwash, your

breath smells just like kraut

 

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