Serving Hard Lemonade

A man and his wife did something dumb and they paid.
They both went to jail for serving hard lemonade.
They didn't know that hard lemonade contains alcohol.
After serving it, their attorney was who they had to call.
They served it at a birthday party to some underage kids.
They were sentenced to two years in jail for what they did.
That man and his wife will be spending the next two years apart.
They will spend 104 weeks in jail and it has broken their hearts.
If you want to avoid jail, don't make the same mistake that they made.
If you want to serve something to children, don't serve hard lemonade.