Sexy Sally

Sexy Sally loves the sun, 
Sexy Sally loves having fun, 
Sexy Sally loves the boys, 
Sexy Sally loves her toys, 

From the shopping sprees 
to her new Mercedes, 
She even bought some double D's! 

But Father Time will not be kind, 
He will make sexy Sally press rewind.

DOCTOR! DOCTOR! DOCTOR! 
PRONTO! PRONTO! PRONTO! 

Fix my lips, fix my hips, even fix my perky tits! ! ! 
Help me hide the truth! 
Help me bring back my youth! 

Sexy Sally is now made of plastic, 
And Sexy Sally thinks its fantastic! 
It's now to fix this complexion, 
It's time to go someplace she can get some attention.

Poor Sexy Sally thought the beach would be fun, 
but it turns out sometimes plastic will melt in the sun.

Bye Sexy Sally