She said...
My life was without strife!
My life was fun!
Now I am running for my life,
Because daddy's got a gun!
She said she was eighteen,
Her licence confirmed it true!
Turns out she was fifteen!
It came totally out the blue!
The law is hunting me down!
It never was my intention...
In pity I do drown,
For my fifteen years detention!
God Damn, she be fifteen,
With a bun in her oven!
Lied she was eighteen,
Now I will be raped often!
Why, why, why did I go?
A night of drinking,
Has hurt me so!
What ever was I thinking?
Now I am married,
Got a baby on the way,
In jail getting harried,
By other men for a lay?
Why, why, why did I go?
Let my dick do the thinking,
I should have said no!
Now I am in for some hurting!
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Comments
Lol. Hilarious write Phillip, darn girls and their fake ids. I tell you young girls today you can't be too careful. Good write man.
Yeah, friend of Mines daughter is about to give birth in a week or two...she is sixteen! Still a child in my books. Glad you saw the humour.