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She worries about worriment🤔

She worries about worriment🤔

She is a worrier about worriment as she worries everyday

Her anxieties of agonising, apprehension is never that far away

Yet does this silly-billy woman worry unnecessarily ?

Is her heebie-jeebie willy woefulness nugatory ?

When she wakes up in the morning with the farmers cock a’crowing

She nudges her husband he is fast asleep, bless him he is Oh so easy going

“Get up you lazy brute we have so many jobs to do”

Like a bat out of hell and right out of the blue

Well he jumps up in such a startled state his wife is fully dressed

But the bedside clock says it’s only 5.30 a.m. he is definately not impressed

What the hell is wrong with her she hasn’t slept all night

And neither wonder coz she’s off her rocker in a preposterous plight

“Is she concerned about the family car going for it’s MOT

Crikey Moses it does it annually and it never bothers me”

Says her spouse through the toothpaste as he is brushing his pearly whites

Thinking the motor should probably  pass with flying colours, once they fix the faulty headlights

“Our Margarets coming later we need to go to the shops..She will be wanting her dinner here I’ll have to buy some chops”

“Yet again” she adds “Now does she still eat meat” as she’s hoovering and dusting, and plumping the cushions on the seat

“Dam and blast woman will you not stop your fretting, your sister will appreciate anything she is getting”

But tho her husband rants and raves, alas it falls on her deaf ears

His wife will worry about worrying, 
Coz that’s the way it’s been for years…

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Being Me

🤣🤣  I am the same, Jill, I worry about the cars MOT. I worry about all sorts of things. Brilliant poem and I love the way you included speech. Excellent x

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Jill Tait

Teehee ay we are all worry warts 🤣🌹❤️🌹

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