Shock

I thought looks could kill came with an "if": a conditional that guaranteed they couldn't

That was before I smiled at a toddler walking idly by, who suddenly went under a bus

Blue moons weren't meant to be permanent, but no one can wipe the frown off the lunar surface, having to see the stupid acts of homosapiens on a loop

"You are what..." was supposed to be tongue in cheek but the food form I am now has neither

I thought only grapes were sour but my face says it all