Poem -

shoot the lamb

author
Paul Carroll

mary hade a little lamb, 

her father shot it dead ,

and now it goes to school with her ,

between two cuts of bread , 

the teacher asked mary ,

why did your father shoot your lamb,

well it jumped up onto the bed

and shit all over my mam  ,

r.i.p. ba ba 

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