Should've Climbed Out The Window

One night when i was fast asleep i awoke startled

I gazed around blind in the dark trying to work out the problem

The clock was striking with the intense sort of banging

One might hear on a door

As though the person on the insides dying

And the panic has spread like cancer

There is evil afoot i in haste did conclude

The hull has been badly breached

Battle station's panic hysteria

Running round like Forrest Gump from Greenbow Allabama

Life is like a box of chocolate's at least for Mr Obama

Sitting in his White house isn't it just ironic

That the chocolate man who sold fake tan to Osama Bin Ladin

Baptised him like a child in God's great blue ocean

Hold on i am getting distracted what was it my mama said

If in doupt say a wee prayer and you'll be just fine

When the world start's to shine like you've had to much wine

Shit must get the remote ahh COME DINE.............

With me? Sooooooooosweeeeeeet

Good God i'm losing my sanity 

I feel Mr Spock this flat is just to small for me

AAAAAND THAT CLOCK it's going to get hit with a rock

Maybe a fossil from the stoneage

That i will maliciously order specifically 

From the endless field's of ebay

Because after all don't they sell everything?

There is evil a foot captain off the Good Ship Shit Hole

And we have run out of poop

Fill her up and wipe your bum and if your dog has pooed

FLICK IT, TIE IT ,BAG IT or the council will be after you

MOO moo moo till the cow's come home having a field day

No God damn it's time to get serious........am...... I KNOW water on face

This darkness of spAAAAAAAAAce is really getting under my skin

My EyE's are telling my mind it's burning from the outside in

The time has come you noble clown to ring your  next of kin 

If i could find my flippin phone???????????????

i'd be one step closer to the place ive alway's been

LIE DOWN , BED TIME , SWITCH OF ELECTRIC, SHUT DOWN FOR FUCKSAKE ABORT

DAYTIME.....................CLOSE THE BLIND'S...........TURN OF THE LIGHT'S...........

HOW CAN I PUT IT TO MY SELF ANY MORE CLEARER

SLEEP TIGHT  DONT LET THE BED BUG'S BITE

GOOD NIGHT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD NIGHT

And look Liam lie's sleeeeeeepin like a baby and what really

Happened friend is truly beyond me 

If you have trouble sleeping don't write poem's

Watch a dvd listen to the radio or climb out the window