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Sick

I'm sick of that, I'm sick of this, I'm bored with life it's fucking shit, the ugly people, the workshy gits, no longer can I handle it, it's just so dull. The piss-pot parliament, the bloody budget, the follicly challenged footballers paid millions to kick a ball with more personality than them. The coffin dodgers the hooded young, every cunt on x factor who's ever fuckin' sung, the fact that I'm an angry man, Bono, Geldof and Piers Morgan, anyone who coughs loudly when I'm smoking, anyone who can't tell when I'm joking can take a running jump. I'm sick of that I'm sick of this I'm sick of you, most of all I'm sick of me.

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Susan O'Reilly

made me laugh because sounds like my husband wrote this x

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Mill Milligan

Haha, wrote this a few years ago just found this site, thought it might be a way to try and win some cheeky coin :) x

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Susan O'Reilly

Hi Mill its good fun and nice people I'm fairly new too my first time on in June and won the poetry bit yippee best of luck and this did make me laugh cheers x

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Mill Milligan

Haha, that's exactly who I was on about, dated now like but never mind eh

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