Simon Sent Some Golems

I’m known as Simon Wiesenthal, you may have heard my name;

For finding Nazi criminals, I gained a lot of fame!

I lived till I was ninety-eight, and then to Heaven went;

To reunite with all the Jews, whose deaths the Nazis meant!

The first ones there to greet me; were my family members lost;

They had disappeared so quickly, as the Gestapo did them accost!

But it took a year to meet the rest, the Jews, who in Holocaust had fell;

They wanted meet the avenger of their deaths; that sent their killers straight to hell!

Then after that I rested up, and thought my job was done;

But my first day in my new office, I found “neo-Nazis” had begun!

The idea of this enraged me so, for after fifty years I’d spent;

I thought my job was over now, and I had stamped out their intent!

But God granted me a portal down, to watch the goings on;

And what I saw then did appall me so, that my thinking cap I donned!

Then I called in some ancient known mystics, for an idea had come to me;

And I needed their arcane formulas, to make this really be!

For the legends all had stories told, about the persecuted Jews;

In the old days, they’d send out a fierce “Golem”, for their retribution true!

So I asked the learned old Rabbis, if they could conger some for me;

So we could send them down to Mother Earth, to stamp out this tyranny!

They said “Simon, please don’t you worry, your wish is our command”;

We’ll summon up some famed “golems”, for united we all stand!

And the first time that I saw them, I cringed at all their might;

I thought, “Beware you neo-Nazis, we’re sending them tonight”!

So to Earth then they all headed, with one common thing in mind;

To seek out all those monsters, and obliterate their kind!

Two days later we read the headlines, for we subscribe to the New York Times;

The neo-Nazis now were history, wiped out with unsolved crimes!

When the “Golems” all returned to us, we put them back to sleep;

But we vowed to keep them in reserve, in case Earth needed future keep!

The next day I had a meeting, with our most omniscient Father God;

I told Him the progress we were making, and He gave His head a nod!