Sleepless in Pride and Prejudice

Everytime at night
I like to think
That I have traveled right
To Pride and Prejudice.

I would be encouraged to sing a song
I would choose one that does not belong
In the nineteenth century
The song would cause so much misery
They wont be able to keep strong.

Them, all amazed
Me, thoroughly praised.

Darcy would be a handful
But luckily very handsome
Doomed to be
As he can't see
He's just a character
Who's faith is already signed
Who's excistence derives
from a talented narrator's
Mastermind.