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Slug Trap

Slug Trap

Sink an empty jam jar in the lawnΒ 
Burry it so it's level with the ground
Add some beer and leave overnightΒ 
Enjoy playing God with the slugs that have drowned

Take it up another notch, be truely evil...
Soak a sponge in gravyΒ 
Poison local feral cats
Purely cos you're crazy

Blindly follow the media
Take the government's wordΒ 
Inoculation, vaccine, listerineΒ 
Immunity of the herdΒ 

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Tony Taylor

Dude!!…..I SO Love your mind......this is a brilliance based testing of the waters......an inside dive into the waters of the tragic truth of what it means to be alive today.....either that, or simply being alive and doing what the world tells you to do!! LOL!…...Hey who knows??…….Big Smiles!!…...you're a Bad Ass in my book EVERY day of the week!!…..the brilliance of this will go unrecognized by the many ~ PINNED!!…….LOVE & ROCKETS!!…...T xoΒ  : )
Ps. this is one of my Syd Favs.....by miles!!Β  : )

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Syd

Hi Tony, hope you're keeping well.

Thank you so much for such a positive comment. To hear that it is one of your favourites from me means a great deal.Β 

Stay safe - Syd xoΒ 

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Syd

Thank you so much Simon.

Stay safe - SydΒ 

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Syd

Thank you so much Lisa, I appreciate your kind comment and feedback. Likewise, you are also most gifted.

Take careΒ  - Syd xoΒ 

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