Snafu

Here we go again, preparing for another day,

just wanting to do things right..

But nothing seems to be going well, as I

try with all of my might..

The alarm went off, I fell out of bed, tripped

on the rug, and hit my head..

I said a few words that weren't exactly nice,

then I jumped into the shower, but the

water was as cold as ice..

Putting on my clothes, a smile erased my doubt,

I was looking pretty good, but my shirt was

inside out..

Looking better now, my feet began to dance,

but something didn't feel right, I forgot my underpants..

Putting on my socks and shoes, and lagging in my pace,

my shoelace broke, my fist came back and hit

me in the face..

That was it, to myself I said, to this Snafu I'll

be forever wed..

I shucked my clothes, tripped over the same rug,

and fell face first back into the bed..