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SNEAKY FINDERS

You may all have heard of Peaky Blinders 
Here's my version entitled Sneaky Finders
This gang searched for things on field and floor
Maybe some gold washed up on the sea shore 

Eureka the word when a discovery was found 
Eyes like hawks and the smell of a bloodhound 
I think I joined this gang back in ninety three 
No discovery alas ever happened to me 

Then one day finally my luck did change 
A shiny object on a field I thought strange 
Turned out to be a really old British penny
Searched by thousands hunted by many 

Eureka I cried the gang came in my direction 
Looked at the penny for a closer inspection 
Handshakes and back slapping then ensued 
All the gang and me in a most wonderful mood

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