SNEEZING

He sneezed into his handkerchief about a week ago 
When something so trivial as that happened how was he to know? 
Sneezing has not stopped for him since that fateful day 
In the morning and evening, at work and at play 

He went to the doctors in the hope of a magic potion or pill
Thirty minutes later he noticed that he was sneezing still 
Walking home he then thought of a great idea 
How the sneezing would stop and disappear 

If he shoved ten pence under each nostril of his nose 
The sneezing would stop and decompose 
Who needs doctors when you have ten pence
It stops you from sneezing its a matter of common sense