Poem -

Sniffing my underwear

Sniffing my underwear

I sniff trouble

In my underwear today

Amongst all of the rubble

Of the underworld afray

I sniff trouble

In the words of the almighty 

Breaking out the bubble

God save humanity

I sniff trouble

In my underwear today

Time for deodorant

A wash is underway

When I am in bed at night

The underwear thrown upon the floor

Those poor gremlins will catch a fright 

When they walk in the front door

I smell trouble 

With a capital T 

What lays in the rubble

May one day come back to me

Sniffing;

A poem of concern

In a world that is spinning

What is it we should learn

I sniff trouble

In my underwear today

Amongst all of the rubble

Of an underworld afray 

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