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Internet dating..
I'm such a dunce..
My mate gets the
dates,Â
but me ?Â
not once!
Do, you work ?do you drive?
is your house your own ?
are you fit ?are you fat?
do you live alone ?
She asks all that..
and they swoon,
and take her out..
I ask nowt..
neither do I reveal
I'm a property tycoon,
or a raving beauty with
a kind heart.
( a women needs secrets)
I just chat..
Like normal boring..
this and that..
I'd love to go on
a normal date,
Like a mate..
A trip to the coast..
I could even stay
in a hotel..
and not float my
boat..
But it doesn't happen..
it happens to her
Then she drops them..
which is deplorable..
More fool them..
I don't want you after
that..
I'll stay alone.
My own company is
simply adorable..
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Comments
 Not sure I could do speed dating myself. I would clam up I think. But I don’t get all the pick someone up and then dump them off scenario. You have a beautiful depth to you and one day the right deep thinking partner will hopefully walk into your life and seek you out from the crowd.
a good readÂ
Gwendeline..
I hope so...internet dating isn't my thing...neither is solo ismn...there I invented a word..soloismn...Speed dating..I think I could do that at a venue...no, no, no, maybe..
I like that made up word soloismn. I am far too shy to be around strangers and forced to talk. I tend to live in my cave alone practicing soloismn I guess :)Â