SO TERRIBLY VAGUE CRAIG

He could not say no and could not say yes
How he made big decisions is anybody's guess
People called this man so terribly vague 
He was a nice enough bloke and his name was Craig

Craig never made choices throughout his life 
Left all the answers to his darling wife 
What he should eat and what he should wear 
Craig couldn't decide it was as if he didn't seem to care 

To be or not to be this was written for Craig 
The man people called so terribly vague