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social security

The dole's outside.. they,re in the drive! Holy shit we'll have too hide, take the kids on a train ,put the phones down the loo, the Rolls by the zoo....you can,t hide from the brew. ...social security are coming, for you.

This ain't no game but the end of the fags ,the rent the dentist and  free sunglasses ."NO NOT THE ATTIC...IT,S FULL OF ADDICTS,IRANIANS AND SOMALIANS TOO."

It,s the end of D.L.A , it,s not fair in a way, the wheelchair will have to go back too. They caught me one day shifting planks and some hay...not bad for a man with one lung and no legs. But hey what can you do? we're here in recession and it's money for sessions ..it looks, now, like they're over too.!!!

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