someone's cracked the moon

   SOMEONE'S CRACKED THE MOON                 TIM WILLIAMS        MARCH 2015

SOMEONE'S CRACKED THE MOON
I DONT KNOW WHY , OR WHEN OR WHOM
BUT SOMEONE'S CRACKED THE MOON,
HOW THE HELL WOULD YOU COMPLETE SUCH A TASK
WITH A LADDER , A HAMMER AND A TARTAN FLASK,
WOULD YOU GO IN A TRILBY OR LEATHER GIMP MASK
WOULD YOU BE TOTALLY PISSED AFTER DRINKING A CASK
OR JACK DANIELS WHISKEY FROM A TRENDY HIP FLASK

SOME TWAT'S CRACKED THE MOON
STILL DONT KNOW WHY, OR WHEN OR WHOM
DID HE THINK IT AN EGG, AND HIT IT WITH A SPOON,
SOMEONE HAS CRACKED THE MOON,
HE'S A CRAZY BASTARD TO DO SUCH A THING,
I CAN SEE THE DAMAGE FROM HERE THAT'S THE THING,
THINK OF THE TROUBLE THE BUGGER IS IN,
THEY SAY HE'S TALL GOOD LOOKING AND THIN HMMMM !

SOMEONE'S CRACKED THE MOON,
I DONT KNOW WHY, OR WHEN OR WHOM,
I LOVED THAT IRISH BANDS CATCHY TUNE,
WAS IT THE WATERBOYS THE  WHOLE OF THE MOON,
THEIR SENDING UP AN ASTRONAUT
WITH BUCKETS AND BUCKETS OF QUICK SETTING CAULK,
TO FILL THE CRACK THE MOON HAS GOT,
DONT THINK THEY'LL EVER GET THE CULPRIT CAUGHT

SEE LOOK SOMEONE'S CRACKED THE MOON