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Spam Risk

Spam Risk

 Hello spam risk 
I could not resist 
your calls every hour 

you needed me so 
I want you to know 
spam risk lets get married 

spam risk you know 
I loved you so 
I answered all your calls 

I needed you so 
Where did you go 
I really miss you, that’s all

2022
 

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