Speed Knitting

I  joined a knitting group
because I wanted to loop the loop,
It was brimming with radical pensioners..
Hair thinning and rattling dentures..
A dude who could crochet
dainty work lost his patience and went berserk..
because I couldn't follow his method,
he barked like a German Shepherd..
Two dames were discussing genital piercing..
Prince Albert was getting a beating,
I was gob smacked to say the least
of the blue rinse post cougar beast..
Ladies who Lunch and munch viennese whirls..
Snapping like navies in twin set and pearl's..
I kept my head down and my needles clacking.
So the head honcho wouldnt notice
me slacking or having a laugh,
At grannies  who party.. mid week
under the guise of needlecraft.