The Spider

My family is cold
and misunderstood
can we crash at your house
we promise to be good
we'll keep to the corners
and we won't bother you
Oh ! you squashed my wife
but that's ok too
we've eaten all the ants
and the flies for you
there's no more buzzing
I got the wasp too
I'll hide under the sofa
there's really no need
to throw me the paper
you see I just can't read
I'll come out at night
cos I know I make you itch
don't spray me with polish
You fucking crazy bitch !!