Poem -
Stanley Wife
A strange request...
Please darling wifey
Remove this shrapnel
From within my chest
With the peer pressure of prosecco
And a husband's request
She held the Stanley blade firmly
Then delicately dissected my chest
The request was too much
Too much for a stomach to digest
As the Stanley blade cut deeply
Out stomachs turned.....
She could not fulfil my request
But just the memory of the blade
And the blood on the knife....
Reminds me she's my one and only
My Stanley wife
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