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STELLA'S CELLARS

She lived in a mansion with several cellars 
Came in handy when she bumped off her fellas
Needless to say the ladies name was Stella
Bored with a hubby he would end up in the cellar

Number one husband was an imposing little man
Stella hit him over the head with a watering can 
The body safely hid one fine summer's day 
Wasn't long before number two hubby came into play

He met his death on Stella's beautiful tennis court
The devastating ball to the head was his wife's retort 
Another victim and another cellar for devious Stella
Number three hubby died in the rain by an umbrella 

Poked in the eye is how this poor man died 
The police came round and Stella obviously lied
Stella's killing spree ended with husband number four
The cellars in the mansion couldn't take anymore

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