Poem -

Stinker of the Day

Stinker of the Day

The Selfish Man
lacking in social consciousness
or a whiff of human decency
releases a fart
silent but deadly
in a crowded elevator
(or lift if you're a Brit)
then departs
the scene of the hate crime

Leaving behind
the stench of shit
as a thoughtless present

His foul methane gift
to the gagging
watery eyed populace
who now must breathe
through their mouths
for the rest of the trip
If you don't find this tale offensive
perhaps you are the son of a bitch
who dealt it

 

Like 0 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.
Poem -

Praise Be the Profit Center

Praise Be the Profit Center

Taking down the library today

To be live streamed on subscription outlets

That...

Poem -

The Program

The Program

Glorious leader
has decreed
we the people
have forfeited
the antiquated right...

Poem -

Heavenly Bait

Heavenly Bait

Bless me Father
for I have sinned

Many times

Weekly

Daily

Right now...

Latest poems in Freestyle

Poem -

THE GAME AS OLD AS TIME

THE GAME AS OLD AS TIME

The older people are the top players...

The younger are usually the Scapegoats...

Being fed...

Poem -

Praise Be the Profit Center

Praise Be the Profit Center

Taking down the library today

To be live streamed on subscription outlets

That...

Poem -

Beware bloody hyperbolic...

Beware bloody hyperbolic contents incorporated to embody rage against the machine

Don we now our gay apparel
despite knowing lives
(within definition of rainbow person,...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com