STRETCH AND FLETCH

Stretch and Fletch were buddies and best mates
Both were born and raised in the United States
Stretch was the clever one of the two
Fletch was an ordinary bloke like me or you

These fellas happened to get into a fix one day
Hit on hard times so people would say
To a bank they decided to rob and steal
Their getaway car though only had one wheel

So Stretch was sent away for a very long stretch
The same punishment was given to his chum Fletch
So steer away from crime would be my advice
Spending time in jail is hardly fun or nice