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STUNG BY A BEE

She was in the garden potting some flowers Ā 
An awesome way to spend some hoursĀ 
Catching the warm sun was fab and lovely Ā 
That's when she noticed she was stung by a beeĀ 

The pesky little blighter caught her right on the backĀ 
Just as she was about to go inside for a welcome snackĀ 
Fortunately it didn't hurt and she was in no painĀ 
She was ready to pot some more flowers again

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