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Stupid Stewart ?

Stupid Stewart ?

“FIRE, FIRE, my house is on fire”
But when the fire brigade arrived
Silly Stewart admitted he was a liar

“OUCH, I am in pain
Stupid Stewart said he had broke an arm
Yet he wasted time at the hospital
The doctor’s soon saw there was no harm

“I can’t go to school today,
I don’t feel very well”
He pretended to faint on the floor
He was faking his Mam could tell

Stewart was always crying Wolf
Telling ridiculous ‘Porky pies’
But to his annoyance
Everyone was well used to his lies

So obviously everytime
 Stewart  cried & moaned
He was ignored as he was a nuisance
People didn’t pay attention as he groaned

Well he was cycling home from school
It was almost dark one Friday night
Stewart decided to ride alone
He veered away from any light

Alas a massive boulder was what Stewart hit
Tho he cried out in agony
Till he ended up in a fit

Yes neighbours heard him
yelling out for help
They were well used to hearing Stewart scream & yelp

Stewart’s pleas on this occasion
were all but in vain
For it was too late when a jogger found him 
This lad would never feign attention again

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