Stupid Stewart ?

âFIRE, FIRE, my house is on fireâ
But when the fire brigade arrived
Silly Stewart admitted he was a liar
âOUCH, I am in pain
Stupid Stewart said he had broke an arm
Yet he wasted time at the hospital
The doctorâs soon saw there was no harm
âI canât go to school today,
I donât feel very wellâ
He pretended to faint on the floor
He was faking his Mam could tell
Stewart was always crying Wolf
Telling ridiculous âPorky piesâ
But to his annoyance
Everyone was well used to his lies
So obviously everytime
Stewart cried & moaned
He was ignored as he was a nuisance
People didnât pay attention as he groaned
Well he was cycling home from school
It was almost dark one Friday night
Stewart decided to ride alone
He veered away from any light
Alas a massive boulder was what Stewart hit
Tho he cried out in agony
Till he ended up in a fit
Yes neighbours heard him
yelling out for help
They were well used to hearing Stewart scream & yelp
Stewartâs pleas on this occasion
were all but in vain
For it was too late when a jogger found him
This lad would never feign attention again

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