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Suck It

Suck It

Scattered socks and shoes
strewn across my floor

Shedded clothes clutter the scene
melding with container remnants
of devoured deliveries past
as my vacuum lies dormant

Powerless to perform it's task
in this accumulated mess

I know I gotta get off my planted ass
and somehow clear a viable path
to unleash the dust sucking beast
and reclaim my next to godly cleanliness

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