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Survival of the Quietest

Survival of the Quietest

Thoughts emanate from the male brainĀ  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā 
and exit our mouths with great speed...
This is Basic Gender Communications 101
though this task often lacks the efficiency
to protect my team's survival needs..
Ā 
Proper word choice is always the challenging key ..

We gotta take heed
of insidious
potentially deadly
hidden meanings...

Remember that when we verbally joust
with the female of the species
we our badly outmanned...

Our every gesture..

Every shade of nuanceĀ 
is always subject to interpretation...

At the mercy of her explosive perceptions
as our very words get twisted
to bludgeon us into submission ..

Even inflection has to be considered..
It’s not what you say, but how you say it..

With so many potential pitfalls
we need to accept the logical conclusion.
that we boys should learn to practice
verbal abstinence

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