TEACHERS

It just doesn't add up" the Maths teacher said
The English teacher replied "The worst book I've read"
Both were puzzled and started to scratch their head
When in came the Cookery teacher with a loaf of bread

The Sports teacher said " It's purely a matter of skill "
No comment from the Science teacher whose name was Bill
By the drinks machine the Geography teacher kept very still
A chuckle from the Biology teacher said they all should chill

You can see the school staff room is a complete disaster
When as bold as brass in walked the school Headmaster
"Everything alright" he said to each of his staff
They all didn't know whether to cry or to laugh