Poem -
THAT`S IT!!
That`s it!! I`m gonna bloody move out!
Our Bertie`s flamin crap is now up ta me ears!
The silly sod actually parted with money annall for all that soddin stuff!!
I`m bloody sure there used to be a chuffin floor in here!
He`s just taking the bloody mickey now?
Did he really cause all that soddin muck?
That no amount of flippin bleach will shift?
Jesus sufferin ducks!...
It`s a silly bloody pickle he`s got us in!
Now I`m in a chuffin bloody huff.
How the stuff do I find me kitchen?...Please Lord tell me how!!
And where the hell has he put me bloody phone?
Oh saint`s preserve us!
I`ve really chuffin had enough now!!
G xx
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Hi My Dear Poetess Georgina,
I think you need to see the American movie, "Weekend At Bernies", and try to figure out a way that your silly sod "Bertie" ends up the same way, because we've "all chuffin had enough of his shinanigans now".
Luv ya,
xxx Larry
Does that mean that you`re getting a bit bored with those poems now?
Love G xx
Again, you have misinterpreted my humor. Because Bertie seemed to be driving you crazy, I merely meant his demise as a joke. I thought you might respond something like, yes, he's driving me bloody nuts, but let's give the bloke another chance.
Love,
L xxx
I`m not doing very well lately am I? I seem to be getting myself lost in translation a lot lately?!! It all makes it more fun though and probably has others laughing at just how thick I can be sometimes!! Bertie does drive poor old Gertie nuts but she still loves the silly old boot though. I wonder what he can get up to next?! Give me some idea`s for him!
I love ya kid
G xx
Okay, Dear G,
If you want to know how Bertie intends on driving Gertie nuts these Christmas Holidays, you will have to wait till tomorrow, when I'll post my poem dealing with that issue.
Can't wait to share it with you!!!
Love,
L xxx
Okay I`ll keep a look out for it.
G xx
Lol....you've done it again mum...Thanks for this beautiful hilarious write
Love you dearly.
Yaaay I`m glad you liked it sweetie.
Love you
Mum xx